The Bad Ant!

Once there was a bad ant.

The bad ant was walking along when he came to a stick,

He went up the stick,

He went over the stick,

And he went down the stick.

And he walked on.

The bad ant came to a piece of grass,

He went up the piece of grass,

He went over the piece of grass,

And he went down the piece of grass.

The bad ant went to Las Vegas.

He won 10 million dollars,

And bought a shiney red sports car.

The bad ant was driving along when he came to an old lady who had fallen over.

The bad ant drove up the old lady,

Drove over the old lady,

And drove down the old lady.

The ant carried on.

Then he heard the old lady yell out for help,

So he went back,

And did wheelies on her head!!!